Nah, but I know I can.

[he's good! he just lacks basic vitamins because he is a sixteen year old boy who makes not great choices. this is why roommates save his life.]

Sometimes it just tastes so good and you think that keeping on is the right idea and no one is around to stop you from taking that cheesy goodness and plunking it directly into your facehole until you realize where you are and that suddenly there is no more.