jade harley! :) (
witchhooded) wrote2017-10-06 01:07 am
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IC INBOX

JADE: hello!!!!! you have reached jade harley
unfortunately i am not able to take your call at the moment so please leave a message after the tone!
i will get back to you as soon as i can
also do not send me pictures of snausages, i will block you immediately
have a nice day!!!!! :D
unfortunately i am not able to take your call at the moment so please leave a message after the tone!
i will get back to you as soon as i can
also do not send me pictures of snausages, i will block you immediately
have a nice day!!!!! :D
#action #text #voice #video
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Stars and garters, Jade... I think this just jumped to the very tip-top of the whole fucking ladder and blasted off into space as far as best birthdays could go. Just... holy moley. I...
[He shifts and then he hurries forward to hug her before he gets too shy about it.]
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it's nice. ]
Aww, Jake! You really mean it? I bet it's nothing like Jane's cakes, but I'm happy to hear that! Sorry about the melty bits, I don't really know what happened... Hehe.
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Horsefeathers! I don't want a Jane cake from you. I want a Jade cake. I'm absolutely certain it will be the bee's knees.
[He doesn't quite pull away but he moves enough to look at her.]
Do you want to open your presents first or um...?
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[ it's spoken with a little gasp, and then jade pulls away, prying herself from jake's grip to grab the boxes. she balances one on the other, and holds them like they're the holy grail; the smile on her face is so wide that she knows her cheeks will sting later, and she doesn't care. ]
Sorry they're not that great right now. I'm saving up for your Christmas present, too!
[ the first box yields a velvet jewelery box, the fabric black and the piping a rose gold. it doesn't feel very weighty, all things considered, and the piping feels a bit like plastic - it's easy to tell what's in it is likely costume-y in nature. inside is a silver skull, a notch in its crown. pushing that down pops it open, revealing it to be a pocket watch. jade thought the insides look like a treasure map, and that nothing else would be quite as perfect as this one. beneath that is a necklace with a cheesy message on it's cardboard backing, a polaroid camera with several rolls of film, and a scrapbook starter kit at the bottom. jake had said that they'd missed out on a bunch of birthdays and holidays, and well, he's right! so jade thinks that the best way to remedy that is to make the most of the ones they'll have together, and that means making sure to document them. little snapshots of memories, dolled up how you like. (don't worry - she's snuck a few sets of adventure themed stickers in there.)
the other box yields a shitton of bullets of different sizes, in different cases, all marked clearly. there is no gun to go with it (presumably because jade couldn't afford it, find one she liked, or doesn't know jake's preference and doesn't want to force him to pick because, jeeeez, that was not her favorite thing about her grandpa-related... arguments), but there is a cheesy wooden sign, that's ready to be displayed wherever and whenever. this gift is a lot more personal for jade than the rest - the island was home, but jake is family and jake let her live with him and dirk. he gave her family and a home in one fell swoop: so maybe she's not quite the religious type, but she does think that even if it took a lot of wrong turns to get here, she's #blessed now. ]