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( i've had smile.dk playing for an hour )

secret santa

yusuke kitagawa: a package of sunflower seeds for planting! as well as an unusually shaped succulent pot. there's a teacup stuffed full of holiday themed candy, too!
data-roxas: a succulent in a strange pot, too. a package of markers and a coloring book? plus a mug stuffed with holiday themed candy!!

unfortunate homestuck tier

jake: a giftcard to the local theater with enough money on it for him to see two movies or take someone with him, and jade is Definitely not trying to encourage jake to go on a date with dirk here, no, gosh, jeez. cufflinks and two pistols.
dave: a casual suit, an an apple tree sapling with directions on how to help it grow so it'll bear fruit. a mug stuffed with holiday candy.
dirk: a hot pink electrical dog that's been modified to go even faster and bark in tune to a...song. presumeably, it can be modified however else dirk wants?? god. a package of orange tree seeds with directions on how to plant them so they bear fruit. a mug full of holiday candy.
karkat: a package of softpaws, a plushie, literally any bad romance novel(s) you wanna pick out francia im serious please go for it. a mug stuffed with holiday themed candy.
terezi: an obnoxious looking art set, with an oversized drawing pad. a cape that is way too fancy for anyone to wear anywhere? CHAMBONG AND A BOTTLE OF CHERRY COKE.

cr puddle that deserved better

madoka: a fancy art set, spirograph, a plush bear sleeping bag and pink mug stuffed with holiday candy.
red: a pizza themed frisebee game set, a very cool hat with carefully place ear holes and a... cool...mug? full of fruit, because she's afraid to give him 8(
homura: a woodworking kit! a blackberry root, with instructions on how to grow blackberries. a mug stuffed with holiday candy.
jumin: a plushie that meows when you hug it.
sonic: a mug full of...fruit...because she's scared to give him candy lmao... along with a pack of chalk with some drafted maps for running courses. there's an "IOU" for physics lessons al...so...sorry.
geir: sparkly cuffs to go on his legs, or to hoard. she has no idea if he can eat candy so there's a sizable offering of fruit instead?? she's trying!!

JADE: hello!!!!! you have reached jade harley
unfortunately i am not able to take your call at the moment so please leave a message after the tone!
i will get back to you as soon as i can
also do not send me pictures of snausages, i will block you immediately
have a nice day!!!!! :D

#action #text #voice #video

original code by efryndiel, talksprite by glitterfr33ze

( i've been listening to jumpin jumpin by destiny's child on repeat for hours )

( you're the last of a dying breed - write our names in the wet concrete )

THIS GAME HAS NO CHILL i'll make this pretty at a later date haha

Jade is from Homestuck, which means two things! 1) She's from Homestuck, a canon which some people may have reservations about RPing with, and 2) she never got the memo msn messenger went under so kept her lime green font and types like this, i.e. in all lower case with little punctuation and no use of apostrophes. If you'd like to opt out of Jade's typing quirk or opt out of tagging me entirely, please use this post to tell me so! Comments are screened.

On the other hand, if you're down for the lime text, please let me know here so I can default to using it with you!

If you're down for interacting with Jade, I'd like to ask how okay you are with her using her abilities in threads with you! There's a little survey thingie to fill out below, but I'll give a brief summary of her powers.

Jade has ascended to Godtier, which basically means that she's at nearly the highest level she can be in the game she's playing in canon. The game, SBURB, affects reality in Homestuck, so Jade actually has these abilities. Basically, it's .hack, but IRL.

Godtier comes with some cool perma-clean pajamas, the ability to fly and conditional immortality. In SBURB, she is also known as The Witch of Space, or the Hero of Space, which basically just means she can alter space at her whim. This means Jade can change the size of things, hurl them around at her whim and control the speed at which they travel. Additionally, she can teleport things, namely herself and other people, using her powers. It's best to think of this as Jade being able to control the "space" in which things, living or inanimate, exist.

If you'd be down for Jade using these powers, let me know by filling out this, pretty please!

Thank you!