jade harley! :) (
witchhooded) wrote2017-10-06 01:07 am
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IC INBOX

JADE: hello!!!!! you have reached jade harley
unfortunately i am not able to take your call at the moment so please leave a message after the tone!
i will get back to you as soon as i can
also do not send me pictures of snausages, i will block you immediately
have a nice day!!!!! :D
unfortunately i am not able to take your call at the moment so please leave a message after the tone!
i will get back to you as soon as i can
also do not send me pictures of snausages, i will block you immediately
have a nice day!!!!! :D
#action #text #voice #video
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I should maybe take it seriously that people keep calling me some variation on a manlusus.
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You are a dog, Dirk!
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[Like. Just saying. But also:]
Jake always called me a cat.
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Do you purr like a kitty cat?
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[a beat]
I guess I growl sometimes though.
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[ jade demonstrates, baring her fangs (literally, what with being half dog?). the noise that comes out of her is very distinctly canine and not human, because of course it is. woof woof ]
But I only growl sometimes now!!! I can control it really easily, except when I'm angry.
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Congratulations. That was probably hard to master?
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Yes it was! It's your turn to show and tell.
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Mine isn't like yours. It's just the ordinary, human kind of growl.
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jade oinks like a pig. ]
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That wasn't Spirit, Stallion of the Cimarron. That was Babe. Pig in the motherfuckin' City.
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[ folding her arms, jade somehow manages not to ruin the gifted flowers. ]
Too cool to goof around, but that's okay, I think I get why Jake likes you. [ he's fun. like, a lot of fun. some day she is gonna get him to neigh. ]
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[Not too cool for a quick confused question about Jade solving the mystery that haunts Dirk to this day.]
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[It's just hard to believe because, you know.
Dirk hates and can't see anything worthwhile in himself?]
He's a really kind dude.
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[ you know, kids whose social interaction was entirely online, who grew up knowing civilization was out there, but they had no chance of ever finding it. dirk can probably relate? maybe. jade's not sure and won't assume. ] Not to mention you are smart, but it has not gone to your head. I can tell you have a really good heart, Dirk, but maybe we are just in that weird age where everything feels a little bit too big or too small to fit into...? I don't know! I know that I know I am glad I got to meet you, and I am glad Jake had you around.
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He isn't going to shove that on Jade. Instead, he brings his focus in on something she said.]
I'm not sure I know what you mean about things feeling too big or too small to fit into. Are you talking about legacies?
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jade rolls her eyes, but she's smiling. ]
Nooooo. Although I guess in a way that is true, I am talking about... you know! Normal teenager stuff! We are teens, bro, growing into ourselves, isn't that supposed to be something we are doing? Maybe we are acting a little too adult right now. I don't know... jeez, this is weird and complicated.
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